Bernie Needs Love is, in essence, a simple platformer in which the player must guide
Bernie, a nice but anguished old man chased by death, towards his girlfriend — while
avoiding the many hazards of a poorly maintained yet beautiful city and collecting
blue 'love-enhancing' pills to make it an extra-special night.
We are running a pre-purchase campaign on Desura and other stores that should last
until 2014 Q1, so you can get the Windows and Linux versions for a 50% discounted
price until we reach version 1.0. As more levels and features are developed, we frequently
update the beta version so that you can see them first-hand, provide us your feedback,
and help shape the final build. We plan 30 levels for the full version, subdivided
in 3 engaging settings: downtown, the carnival, and the beach.